6/05/2004

Cheese With Your Whine

Dear Instahack,

The words of one theater critic are certainly not representative of the Left at large. Unfortunately, since you're a dumb hack, you imply that the entire Left end of the political spectrum has become "unhinged" based on the words of one measly theater critic in an alternative weekly paper who thinks that Republicans should be "exterminated."

I'm sure you'll never see this post. I would have added a trackback if you allowed it, but oh well.

Your blogging comrade,
tas

Why Do You Bother Ebro?

So I roll out of bed, take a shower, flip on the baseball game and get my first whiff of the news. And when news makes it onto the Red Sox broadcast, it's usually big news.

I don't feel that I have much to comment on about Reagan's death. Regardless of who somebody is and whether or not you even have a personal relationship with them, you hope for the best. I can't stand it when I have to walk through a nursing home and I see so many elderly people I'll never know who are in the twilight of their lives, bedridden, and screaming for no apparent reason. I can't help but hope that their suffering ends soon. Even though I know there's only one way for that suffering to end, I understand that it's in their best interests for that time to come soon. So, in a sense, somebody got lucky today. And if somebody lives a full life to a ripe old age, I have trouble feeling sorrow for them after they have passed away. I feel more sorrow for them if they are still living and suffering.

I Can Never Write Too Many Songs About Morons Like You

Creed broke up! Woo hoo! They fucking sucked!

The Great Pet Rock Comeback

This whole song name for post title thing is getting old, and it's only 5am. I still have to keep it up for another 3 hours. Sigh. What oh what did I get myself into?

Anyways, pet rocks have nothing to do with Pinko Feminst Hellcat debunking Bill Cosby's recent speech. Didn't hear about his speech? Then I guess you haven't been listening to Rush. (Don't start to if you already don't, either.)

I know this post doesn't make sense, but her's does. I promise you that she didn't write it at 5am after a busy hour at work. So go read it.

Batting A Thousand And Still Striking Out

Ever wonder what the origins of "terrorism" are? This story about one Palestinian family who recently had their home destroyed by an Israeli bulldozer should give you a hint. And for those who would label me as an anti-semite for printing this, two words: Fuck you. If you think Israel has the right to do this, then I hope somebody bulldozes your fucking home while you sleep. Asshole.

Aziza Abu Ghali is exhausted by her fury and can barely stand. "My husband is 90 years old and has nowhere to sleep. The Jews are just demolishing our houses. I was shouting at the bulldozer driver: 'Don't you have children?' They kill our sons and put us in the morgue. We are praying to Allah to show them the suffering that they show us."

Aziza is one of the few in her street who remember how they all ended up in Rafah in 1948, just as the Israeli state was being created. She was born in the now extinct village of Yubna, which was erased and replaced with the Israeli town of Yavne. Four of her children - three sons and a daughter - were born there also. "The Jews used their guns to make us go away. They tell lies about this now, saying we ran away on our own. Who would leave their home unless they had to? We only left to save the lives of our children. I was a young woman then. I never imagined that the Jews would still be doing this to me."

When the bulldozers came this time, Aziza was asleep. Her husband, Yousef, was in a bed in a neighbouring room. Their son and his family lived across a small yard in two other rooms.

All that was recovered from the wreckage was Yousef's wheelchair. The corner of his bed sticks out from the rubble. Their fridge is tossed on top, wrecked. A metal ceiling fan, its blades buckled like a withering flower, hangs from a surviving wall.

Yousef's son, Sobhi, a nurse in a UN clinic, says his father was lucky to escape. "All day there was shooting. There was a tank near our house and I was afraid to even put my head out of the door. There were Israeli snipers on the top of the buildings. It was dangerous just to show your face.

"I was awake the whole night. I could hear sounds of houses being demolished. At first light I could hear my father knocking at my mother's room saying he wanted to go to dawn prayers. He is almost totally deaf. I wanted to call to him and tell him to stay indoors because they might shoot, but he came out and I had to rush to rescue him."

The family sheltered for a few more hours until the bulldozer's attention turned to their own house, home to 13 people. "I saw the house was about to be demolished. I just picked up my son and my father and dragged them away. We ran out into where the shooting was. The bulldozer driver was indifferent to us. They saw us and knew we were inside. We had just a few minutes to get away. We were crying and shouting at them. I was carrying my father on my shoulders. I don't think he even understood what was happening."

And we wonder why they resort to using suicide bombers.

Political Prisoners

Speaking as a pacifist, after hearing that the Sudanese government helped arm Arab rebels and they now might be responsible for the the deaths of over a million Sudanese because they refuse to give international aid workers access to places where they need to go, I might support a few well placed bombs in their capital to knock their government out of power.

That, coming from me, is saying a lot. But the situation in Darfur has become extraordinarily desperate.

A huge operation to tackle the world's worst unfolding humanitarian crisis will swing into action today following a warning that up to 300,000 people in Sudan could die within months even if essential aid gets through. ...

International aid agencies blame the scale of the crisis on the neglect of the international community and the obstruction by the Sudanese government of aid efforts. ...

Andrew Natsios, head of USaid, a government agency, told the conference, which was held in private: "If we get relief in, we could lose a third of a million. If we do not, it could be a million."

The UN asked the US and other countries at Geneva for £128m. The US promised £102m over 18 months and other countries made pledges. [tasnote: Finally! Something I can thank Bush for!]

Time to cross our fingers and hope for the best... Like everyone in the Sudanese government suffering fatal heart attacks simultaneously and a new government which actually cares comes into power.

I Just Can't Avoid The "Void" In "Avoid"

The rag of record which fires a black reporter for lying about stories, but is totally OK with a white reporter reporting lies she was fed from somebody who may be an Iranian intelligence agent, has a glowing report on job growth in May. "Healthy Expansion of 248,000 Jobs Is Reported for May," even the headline makes things sound so rosy!

I was wondering if these newly created jobs would pay the rent. I read the article from the beginning, wondering when the Times would mention just what type of jobs have been created. Then I kept reading, kept reading, kept reading... Don't tell me they are going to ignore this. Ah! Here we go, in the 20th paragraph!

Job growth in May was particularly strong for temporary workers, in health care, in hotel and restaurant work and in retailing. These are often low-wage jobs, and Jared Bernstein, a senior labor economist at the Economic Policy Institute, argued yesterday that lower-wage jobs had been expanding as a share of total employment at the expense of higher-paying jobs.

Well, nothing like keeping this information buried. The article goes on to counter this paragraph with a few things, saying wages have risen 2.2% and 32,000 manufacturing jobs have been created. Of course, it doesn't mention that gas prices have gone up much higher than 2.2%, and it neglects to place a figure on the amount of low wage jobs created.

This article is horribly biased. One would hope the Times will do a better job reporting the news in the future. I suppose it would help if they took Bush's cock out of their mouths, first.

[Crossposted to Blunted on Reality.]

Let's Start A Revolution So I Can Break Some Shit

03:09 edit - Post removed. Sorry.

The Painful, Yet Unavoidable, Deathstar Comparison

Bush unveils his new Secret Service recruits.

Couldn't Fuckin Care Less

Today, for my own personal amusement, all posts will be titled with a CHARLES BRONSON song name. This probably calls for a short FAQ...

Q: tas, who the fuck is CHARLES BRONSON?
A: They're a power violence band I love that you've never heard of.

Q: Will I like them?
A: Probably not.

Q: Will I have to beat you up if I download some of their songs and find out they are atrociously horrible?
A: Probably.

Q: Why are you torturing us with obscure references to your fucked up musical tastes, tas? Why?
A: Nobody reads the blog on saturdays anyways, so what the hey?

6/04/2004

Today's reason on why the Right is a bunch of assholes

Ignorance of reality! My notes are bolded.

If someone had said in February 2003, that by June 2004, Saddam Hussein would have been removed from power and captured [Actually, I don't think anyone questioned that Saddam would be out of power.]; that a diverse new government, including Shiites, Sunnis and Kurds, would be installed [And that government has yet to prove themselves to be stable and successful; the fact alone that gunshots could be heard in the background while the new "president" was inaugurated shows us how tenuous the placement of this government is.]; that elections would be scheduled for January 2005 [When were elections acheduled for the reunification of Vietnam again? I'm recalling Geneva and the 50's, hmmm...]; and that the liberation of a devastated country of 25 million in which everyone owns an AK-47 had been accomplished with an army of around 140,000 with a total casualty rate (including accidents and friendly fire) of around 800 [After a little more than a year, and that figure continues to climb. Notice how they don't take into account injuries, or the thousands of dead Iraqis.]; that no oil fields had been set aflame [Still waiting on that one. If the recent violence in Saudi Arabia serves as an example, al-Qa'ida is getting antsy.]; no WMDs had been used [Also notice how they skirt the issue of none being found, either! Oops!]; no mass refugee crises had emerged [And I suppose Baghdad has no slums, either. None in Sadr City, no..]; and no civil war had broken out [Just wait until the elections.]... well, I think you would come to the conclusion that the war had been an extraordinary success. And you'd be right.

"I think you would come to the conclusion that the war had been an extraordinary success," the mistake here is implying that the war has come to a conclusion, which it certainly hasn't. And if this is what the Right calls a success, then I'd hate to see what they think a failure is.

So, where are those weapons?!

Then and now

Five years ago, the Register wanted to see how much communication UK office workers went through in a normal day.

Another turgid report out today says UK office workers are inundated with 171 messages a day. It seems that if you don't get... 46 phone calls 27 emails 19 letters 15 pieces of internal mail 12 Postit notes 12 telephone messages written on scraps of paper 11 voice mails 11 faxes 9 mobile phone calls 5 pager messages 2 overnight courier packages 2 express postal letters ...then you're simply living in the dark ages.

And now...?

According to a quick Vulture Central poll, it seems that if you don't now get... 46 phone calls 270 emails from Spanish Lottery Agencies and wives of former leaders of Sierra Leone 0 pieces of internal mail (IM did for that) 12 Postit notes 12 telephone messages written on scraps of paper 42 mobile voice messages 11 faxes 3,769 mobile phone calls 428 SMSes of which 200 are operator spam 3 MMS showing a colleague who's on holiday in Barbados drunk in a beach-front bar 0 courier packages and 0 postal letters because the postmen either opened them looking for credit cards or are on strike... then you're simply living in the dark ages.

God alone knows how we ever get any work done.

Indeed.

Unfuckingbelievable

In Boston, an activist who protested the prison torture outside a military recruitment center has been charged with making a false bomb threat and faces more jail time then soldiers who shoved broomsticks up prisoners asses. Only in America.

Defining "Asinine"

Republicans are implicating that Kerry is bad because he's rich. Uhm, have they even checked out their candidate lately?

Blog Gender Wars, part II

Related to a discussion here a couple weeks ago is this post by Trish Wilson on feministe. I wish I had time to read all the comments to it right now, but I've spent too much time this morning reading things that I won't post about yet. (When you're interested in foreign policy, you have a lot of reading to do.) I'll do so tomorrow morning, because this is an issue that's not going to go away.

While my post questioned the lack of political blogs by women, Trish takes on big media and asks why only blogs by men seem to get noticed. I think it's a fair question. And now I really want to read the comments to it... No, no, no, must stop, have to look at other news. Sigh.

In other gender disparity news, "woman earn[ed] less than 74 cents for every dollar earned by a man."

And sexual assaults in the Army are climbing.

Unsafe at any speed

Benetta Buell-Wilson, who was awarded $350 million in her case against Ford, is paralysed from the waist down because her SUV rolled over. If Ford would pay attention to safety, though, she's willing to give back a sizeable sum of that settlement:

At a news conference, Buell-Wilson said she would waive 100 million of the punitive damages if Ford agrees -- within 72 hours -- to recall Explorers made between 1990 and 2001 and fix roof defects in those models.

But instead of paying attention to safety, Ford is planning to appeal the decision.

I need to take a shower after simply writing about this kind of sleeze.

Want to read the email Bush sent to churches, asking for support?

Here ya go.

Subject: Lead Your Congregation for President Bush

Dear : The Bush-Cheney '04 national headquarters in Virginia has asked us to identify 1600 "Friendly Congregations" in Pennsylvania where voters friendly to President Bush might gather on a regular basis. In each of these friendly congregations, we would like to identify a volunteer coordinator who can help distribute general information to other supporters. [tasnote: "General" information? Oh, it sounds so bipartisan!] I'd like to ask if you would like to serve as a coordinator in your place of worship. We plan to undertake activities such as distributing general information/updates or voter registration materials in a place accessible to the congregation. If you are interested, please email Luke Bernstein at LBernstein@GeorgeWBush.com (mailto: LBernstein@GeorgeWBush.com ) your name, address, phone number and place of worship. If you have any ideas, questions, or concerns please do not hesitate to e-mail me or you can call me at 717-233-4066. Thanks, Luke

Paid for by Bush-Cheney '04, Inc

Nope, nothing illegal about this. Not in the least. But if you would like to question the legality of this, go directly to the source and call Luke at 717-233-4066.

I love Fark photoshop contests

How else would images like this come into existence?

6/03/2004

One more reason not to goto Providence

College Hill Bookstore is closing. For readers who have never lived in Rhode Island, I'll translate: Those sounds you just heard in the distance were the RIer's jaws hitting the floor after they read this.

How to spot a failure

But I thought June 30th would change everything!

"The hope was that the gloomy prospect would change when a new interim government took over from the Governing Council. The logic was that it would be perceived by the Iraqis as a government of their own, with its own mind, and not a US puppet. That has not happened. The new government is seen by Iraqi political experts as pro-American and manipulated by exiles who owe their position to US patronage."

More immature humor. Whee!

There's a short interview with Rush Limbaugh in the latest issue of Time. (Coincidentally enough, it's in the obesity issue!) Let's see how things went.

Time: Could you tell us why you're a drug addict?
Rush: What?

T: Uhm, could you tell us why you're a drug addict?
R: WHAT?

T: I SAID, "COULD YOU TELL US WHY YOU'RE A DRUG ADDICT?"
R: WHAT?!

T: Christ, what are ya, deaf?
R:

Immature humor break

[snicker]

The American Cornhole Association was established by a small group of dedicated Cornholers from the west side of Cincinnati, Ohio.

Democracy, American French-style

Looks like France is stealing a page from Bush's playbook: Protests against Bush in Paris are banned.

Demonstrations have been banned in central Paris throughout this week to ensure no hostile protests are in evidence to disturb President George W. Bush's brief presence in the French capital on Saturday, where he will be dining with President Jacques Chirac.

You know, this is what totalitarian states do. And if we didn't have a dictator who stole the presidency, maybe he would lambaste these actions and support actual democracy.

Something I'll be watching when I get home

The trailer for Fahrenheit 9/11.

Bush gets his $25 billion

What the fuck?

On a 95-to-0 vote, senators agreed to add the money to a broad Pentagon spending plan, bringing the total cost of the legislation to more than $447 billion. Even Democrats who have raised objections to administration policy in Iraq did not oppose the spending, saying they viewed it as a necessity for troops in need of new armor and other vital equipment.

I'm all for giving out troops the equipment they need, too. Even though I disagree with this war, I don't want to see them dying. However, in this 95-0 vote, did any senator step up and ask why our troops don't already have "new armor and other vital equipment" after the Senate has already given Bush billions in his failed war efforts?

They all voted for it. By voting for it, they aren't holding the Bush administration responsible for its actions.

The economy's doing great!

Seagate is laying off 3000 workers worldwide. I've read a few articles about this story, and none say how many of these layoffs will be in America.

Gee, isn't this illegal?

The Bush campaign is trying to organize a vast network of churches to pass out propaganda for his campaign. In effect, they are trying to get churches to come out and say they are for Bush and actively campaign to get church-goers to vote. The problem here is that churches are exempt from taxes, and they aren't supposed to endorse specific candidates or parties.

We have freedom of speech in this country, so if churches want to endorse a candidate, fine. They have every right. But they also have every right to pay taxes, like the rest of us, if they do endorse a candidate.

Jesus.

Who ordered a case of "SUCK" pills for the Red Sox pitching staff?

John Kerry = Old Geezer?

Ted Rall doesn't think Kerry is connecting with voters under 30. He has a point.

Young people tend to skew left but they vote in low numbers. Clinton persuaded a record 38.5 percent to drag themselves to the polls, and won; the 2000 youth turnout was down to 32 percent. Youth apathy doomed Al Gore. If history repeats, Kerry's inability to energize the young will cost him dearly...

A visit to John Kerry (news - web sites)'s website helps explain why going on MTV and hiring the lead singer of Blink 182 haven't done him much good. JohnKerry.com lists links to the candidate's stances on 27 topics from agriculture and AIDS to veterans and women's issues. There's only one platform plank targeted to the 18-to-30 set, and--unlike his litany of giveaways to senior citizens, who are America's wealthiest people-it's more of a threat than a promise. (Kerry's national service plan would force college kids to sacrifice two years of indentured servitude to the government to continue receiving financial aid.) ...

Neither Kerry nor Bush have presented a credible plan to generate good jobs, stop the war, or address any other of the perennial problems relevant to younger voters. The costs of healthcare, college tuition and housing are out of control and off the agenda.

If you're in the military, I hope you weren't planning on leaving anytime soon

Because Bush won't let you. These types of moves, keeping enlisted soldiers from leaving the theater of war, are very scary. It goes against the notion that we have a volunteer military when our government has to force soldiers to stay, and, in a way, it's kind of like a draft. It's just a small time draft right now. During a draft, the government tells young men that they have to enlist and fight - or else. There's nothing "volunteer" about it. Right now, our government is telling already enlisted men and women that they can't quit. Fundamentally, I see little difference between this and the draft.

It sounds like somebody's got something to hide

Der monkey is thinking about hiring a lawyer for some protection in the Plame Affair. Hmmmm...

For those who don't read comments...

It's worth noting that yesterday, Matt and I began figuring out just how badly we're being fucked over with gas prices. Why have gas prices spiked 70-80% since 1997 when the price of crude has only jumped up 30%?

6/02/2004

Anybody got a diesel car I could buy?

Because then I could fill up with bio-diesel fuel, whose presence is growing.

Class and tact, Enron style

There's disease in society that has gone undocumented by the medical and psychological fields: Greed. In the future, when this disease is "discovered" and documented, the best example of it may be displayed on videotapes showing Enron traders cheering while forests burned in California. And judging from their quotes, that may not be the worst thing they did.

When a forest fire shut down a major transmission line into California, cutting power supplies and raising prices, Enron energy traders celebrated, CBS News Correspondent Vince Gonzales reports.

"Burn, baby, burn," the traders sang. ...

"He just f---s California," says one Enron employee. "He steals money from California to the tune of about a million." ...

"They're f------g taking all the money back from you guys?" complains an Enron employee on the tapes. "All the money you guys stole from those poor grandmothers in California?"

"Yeah, grandma Millie, man"

"Yeah, now she wants her f------g money back for all the power you've charged right up, jammed right up her a------ for f------g $250 a megawatt hour."

I'll support the death penalty for these assholes.

Once a liar...

Michael Moore lays the smackdown on Fred Barnes, who lied when he accused Michael of lying about him. Apparently, when Michael's interview with Barnes made headlines in the Washington Times 16 years ago, Fred had no gripes then. But after Michael mentions the interview in a little best selling book called "Stupid White Men", Fred can't keep his mouth shut. What a wanker.

This just screams prosperity and stability

Headline: "16 KILLED AS IRAQIS GET NEW PRESIDENT"

We need a few of these stateside

Sweden has a condom ambulance!

From Friday, June 4, amorous couples can call the telephone number 696969 and a white van featuring a large red condom with wings as a logo will deliver them a packet of 10 prophylactics.

When this ambulance is a-rockin'...

People find this site how...?

Yesterday, somebody found this site using the search string, "better ways to orgasm in the shower". If you're same person who also came here via, "men wearing speedos", my suggestion to you is just imagine men wearing speedos while you're showering. Though, if you want to discuss personal preferences, I've never found masturbation in the shower enjoyable. I always feel rushed, and it feels really sore hours afterwards. Plus when I take a shower, I want to minimize the "funny smells" coming from my person for the rest of the day. But that's just me, and there may already be something fishy about you.

And if you're the person who searched for, "the palestinians are not the same thing as the rebel alliance", cool. I'm an Atom and His Package fan too, and that's one of his better songs.

As for last months search strings, if you came here via, "fuck my mouth until i puke", leave right now. Please. Thanks. And you won't find any "iraqi's masturbating" here, either. As for, "how to make masturbation a lot better", click here for help. We still don't have any "ben cohen shirtless" photos. [Shudder.] And, uhm, "assfucking wonkette supports kerry"? She fucks ass? Remind me to ask her if she owns a strap on.

(Politics and) Sex!

What more could you ask for? I paid for a subscription on Salon because of their great news and political coverage, but their sex section is quite the bonus. Where else could you read an interview with a male sexologist who just wrote a book about cunnilingus called "She Comes First"? While most of the interview is a mature and serious discussion on the topic, this part is cute.

[Q:] What about women who are able (and prefer) to come through standard intercourse?

[A:] I may have written the Cunnilingus Manifesto, but that doesn't mean I'm proposing a Stalinist purge of the penis!...

You have to appreciate Salon's sex coverage, because it can be tough to find good, mature sex articles elsewhere. It's not like us men can turn to Maxim for serious advice.

Memo to John Kerry

Seeing that a federal judge yesterday ruled that the Partial-Birth Abortion Ban Act is unconstitutional, this should serve as a good reminder on why you shouldn't even talk about appointing pro-life judges to the federal bench. They may not be Supreme Court justices, but their opinions do matter.

The Iraqi Blowjob

I can't believe I just read these two paragraphs from this article. (OK, actually, I can believe I read it. But, still.)

Lautenberg, Waxman and several other Democrats have called for months for hearings into details of U.S. government deals involving Halliburton, the biggest contractor in Iraq.

U.S. officials have estimated the Texas company's Iraq deals, for everything from oil repairs to meals for the troops, could eventually total some $18 billion. But only the majority party can call hearings. Republicans, who control both houses of Congress, have refused.

Call me simplistic, but when the former CEO of a company becomes vice president, and suddenly that company gets $18 billion in federal contracts, I think that's all the proof we need to conclude that there has been corruption at the highest levels of our government. Yet, predictably, the Republicans don't think there's a problem, so they refuse to open hearings into the matter.

We need to figure out some way to make the Republicans pay attention. Maybe if we starting calling this scandal, "The Iraqi Blowjob", Republicans will call for hearings. It seems like blowjobs are the only thing that get their attention.

[Crossposted to Blunted on Reality.]

A political decision?

Remember the factory in Canton, OH, (the linked article corects that, says Bush actually spoke at a "research facility"), Bush made a speech at? He glowingly discussed how his tax cuts were creating jobs for Americans. Then in mid-May, we heard that Timken Co., the company which owned the facility Bush spoke at, was about to some factories in Canton. I had been pissed off with Kerry for not campaigning in Canton immediately, because somebody needs to stick it to Bush.

Turns out Kerry has been working behind the scenes, tying to keep those jobs in Canton.

Kerry's only public statement about the dispute came on May 20, when he urged Bush to appoint a federal mediator to intervene. (The union welcomed the suggestion, but the company said it was premature inasmuch as formal negotiations have not been scheduled.) "The administration," Kerry said, "should exhaust every potential solution to prevent these jobs from being lost."

The company trying to close the plants is Timken Co. I want to note here that Tinken's owner is a Bush Ranger, bringing $200,000 to his campaign, and hundreds of thousands more for the Republican Party. So I find it strange that Republicans are working against Kerry, who is trying to save a few jobs. They say it's a political decision.

The Timken Co. and Bush's reelection officials think Kerry should butt out.

"The company finds it curious that Senator Kerry chose to focus on this particular matter," says Jason Saragian, Timken's chief spokesman. "This is a business decision and not a political issue. The senator's suggestion that the president call for mediation seems clearly politically motivated. We're talking about a decision by a private-sector company."

Everything in a presidential campaign is politically motivated. If Timken is so concerened about political motivations now, then why did they let the president speak at their plant in the first place?

Furthermore, if this was a pure political move by Kerry, then wouldn't it be wiser for him to let all the jobs go overseas? Thousands of jobs gone gone gone, that would equal nothing but votes for Kerry's campaign. But the fact is that Kerry, looking at the best interests of the workers, has tossed politics aside to try and keep these jobs stateside, a move that may get Bush more votes in a state where he desperately needs them.

I wonder what Timken has to say about that.

Fark Headline of the Day

"Baby born half-deaf after mother blares educational tapes against her stomach in hopes of birthing child genius"

Mark June 25 off on your calendar, because you're busy that night

Fahrenheit 9/11 gets a distributor and will be in theaters June 25. Hopefully we're talking Showcase Cinemas here, because this movie deserves a wider audience then one you would get in an arthouse run.

6/01/2004

How susceptible is Saudi oil to a terrorist attack?

I shouldn't have to tell you how much we, and the rest of the world, depend on Saudi Arabia for our energy needs. But if you need a clue, think $10 a gallon and draw your own conclusions. And while the Saudi government maintains that their oil business is safe from attack, this Economist article shows us how we could all be completely fucked.

Robert Baer, an intelligence expert, offers some suggestions in his disturbing recent book, “Sleeping with the Devil”. He reckons that Ras Tanura, a port on the Gulf, is a vulnerable terrorist target. With an output of perhaps 4.5m bpd [barrels per day], this is the biggest oil-exporting port in the world. Mr Baer thinks a small submarine or a boat laden with explosives (as happened in October 2000 with the attack on the USS Cole off the coast of Yemen) could knock out much of Ras Tanura's output for weeks, or even longer.

An even scarier possibility raised by Mr Baer is the crashing of a hijacked aeroplane into Abqaiq, the world's largest oil-processing complex. If done with the help of insiders, he speculates that the facility's throughput (nearly 7m bpd, on his estimate) would be choked off to as little as 1m bpd for two months—and might remain as low as 3m bpd for seven months.

Mr Woolsey adds that an attack using weapons of mass destruction (especially “dirty bombs”) would be even more devastating than one that used mere aeroplanes. All told, the pessimists reckon that well-co-ordinated attacks could take as much as 6m-7m bpd of Saudi output off the market for weeks, and perhaps longer.

Speaking of weapons of mass destruction and dirty bombs, don't think this isn't a possibility. Talking Points Memo published some rather scary information on the free flow of uranium yesterday.

[Congo] President Joseph Kabila ordered the zone closed three months ago amid growing concerns that unregulated nuclear materials could get into the hands of so-called rogue nations or terrorist groups. Yet 1,000 miles away from the capital, Kinshasa, thousands of diggers are still hacking away at a dark cavity of open earth in this southeastern village, filling thousands of burlap sacks a day with black soil rich in cobalt, copper and radioactive uranium.

The illegal mining provides stark evidence of how little control Africa's third-largest nation has over its own nuclear resources, highlighting the government's weak authority beyond the capital in the aftermath of Congo's devastating 1998-2002 war.

"They're digging as fast as they can dig, and everyone is buying it," John Skinner, a mining engineer in the nearby town of Likasi, said of the illegal freelance mining at Shinkolobwe. "The problem is that nobody knows where it's all going. There is no control."

Billmon illustrated a more dire situation for the Saudi oil industry on Sunday. His predictions could be more far-fetched, [tasnote: Upon further review, Billmon and the Economist rely heavily on the same source, Robert Baer, so Billmon isn't so far-fetched. He does cites the more dire end of Baer's hypothetical situations.], but the fact remains that he, and others, are probably right on the money: al-Qa'ida could take out the Saudi oil industry, which in turn would help wreck the global economy.

If shitheads like me know that al-Qa'ida can cripple Saudi Arabia's oil industry, which would quickly be followed by a downfall in the global economy, then we can assume al-Qa'ida must know this, too. So, one question remains: Why haven't they done such? Nobody knows the answer to this question, but if you're willing to fit a tinfoil hat on your head and speculate, you have to wonder what connections al-Qa'ida has to the Saudi government when we already know that at least one member the the House of Saud had prior knowledge that 9/11 would be happening. And Bush had him, some friends, and members of the bin Laden family, flown out of America a couple days after 9/11. Hmmmm...

NAMBLA should be proud

On the topic of fucking assholes, let's talk about the fucking catholics. Within a week, the fucking Pope awards child molestation supporter Cardinal Law a plum job at the the Vatican, and Chicago churches refuse to offer communion to gay-rights activists. Note, they aren't just denying communion to homosexuals, they are denying it to activists who dare to speak out about how gay people should be treated like normal human beings, for fucking christs sake.

So, what have we learned about the Catholic Church this week? Apparently, they think homosexuality is wrong unless it's a priest running his dick up a little boy's ass.

What a fucking asshole

It's unfuckingbelievable that in the act of being caught red handed, The Big Dick continues to deny that he hooked up his former employers with a sweetheart deal. But the most poignant passage from this article is the second to last paragraph:

Cheney still receives about $150,000 a year in deferred payments for work he performed as chairman. He also holds more than 433,000 stock options, according to a report last fall by the Congressional Research Office requested by Sen. Frank Lautenberg, a New Jersey Democrat.

$150,000 a year and stock options! So if Halliburton just somehow stumbles upon a multi-billion, no bid contract that's just coincidentally enough approved by the White House, The Big Dick goes "Cha-ching!" Can you even imagine the reaction this would generate from Republicans if a Democrat was in office and this shit happened?

This is absolutely fucking ridiculous. And, of course, instead of prompting articles of impeachment, we all know it's just going to blow over after a week, maybe less. God. Excuse me while I beat my head against a fucking wall.

One surefire sign that we're all going to fucking hell soon

William Hung has sold almost 100,000 copies of his new album. That "WHAT THE FUCK?!" you hear in the distance is, indeed, coming from real musicians who will never make a penny off their compositions.

Fark Headline of the Day

"NBC swears Dateline hasn't become a shill for other NBC shows"

Riiiiight. Hey, did you catch those 20 Dateline episodes about "Friends"?!

5/31/2004

I guess their mullets weren't long enough

The supposed-to-be friendly Canada is deporting Palestinian refugees.

Gettin' stiff

Some dictator Chavez turned out to be

Seems like democracy is working, albeit a little slowly, in Venezuela.

It really doesn't get any more blatant

A Pentagon e-mail said Vice President Dick Cheney's office "coordinated" a multibillion-dollar Iraq reconstruction contract awarded to his former employer Halliburton, Time magazine reported on Sunday.

Not like Republicans will see a problem with this. Mention it to them, and they'll probably mutter something about the liberal media and blowjobs.

Big Oil wins big with Bush

Who would have thunk it?!

A single New Mexico family and a dozen big oil companies, including one once headed by Commerce Secretary Don Evans, now control one-quarter of all federal lands leased for oil and gas development in the continental United States despite a law intended to prevent such concentration, federal records show. ...

The lax enforcement coincides with the Bush administration's push to open new public lands for oil and gas development. In March, bureau records showed 40 million acres of federal lands were under lease in the continental United States. That is 5.3 million more acres than when President Bush took office.

Companies and individuals that dominate federal oil and gas leasing have been major financial supporters of Bush and the Republican Party. Since the 1999, the top 25 owners of federal oil and gas leases have directed 86 percent of their $8.2 million in political donations to the GOP.

Updates today

It's a holiday, which typically means traffic will be slow, so I'm not going to bust my ass updating the blog today. But I'll make a few update before I fall asleep again.

Meet your new guest blogger

I'll be keeping Blunted on Reality fresh for a month or so.

5/30/2004

And not to ignore current events...

I don't blog too much on Sundays. And don't worry, I'm not going to break that trend and give you a lot of crap to read on Monday. But I'm sure that you've heard of the Saudi hostage situation by now. Huge news, over 20 dead, al-Qa'ida claims responsibility, non-muslims in the oil business targeted, oil prices likely to rise, etc.

If you read only one thing about this story, make sure it's this post from Billmon. Teasers:

One element that made Pearl Harbor such an attractive target in 1941 was so much American firepower, air and sea, boxed in such a small space. Even if a Japanese bomb missed its target, it was likely to find something worth blowing up. Tactically, the Saudi fields offer much the same sort of target environment. One scenario concluded that if terrorists were to simultaneously hit only five of the many sensitive points in Saudi Arabia's downstream oil system, they could put the Saudis out of the oil producing business for about two years.

The big question is if al-Qa'ida could do more damage, then why don't they?

Let's make something out of nothing!

ChronWatch, a self-described "media watchdog and conservative news site", wonders why Michael Moore had his crew interview Nick Berg for his new film.

So, how would a completely unknown young wannabe contractor like Berg come to the attention of Moore, whose anti-President Bush screed ''Dude, Where's My Country?'' was the best-selling book in the nation at the time?

Bunch also wondered Why would Moore or his crew interview Berg for "Fahrenheit 9/11" for 20 minutes, when Berg's family insists the slain contractor was pro-Bush and supported the American military action in Iraq?

Why would Moore have an interview of someone who was pro-Bush and pro-war in Iraq for his new film? Hmmm. Could it be because Moore actually - shockola! - tries to represent all sides of an issue in his films? Is that concept too much for these slanderous fucks to grasp? Has anyone at ChronWatch even ever seen a Michael Moore film? Jesus Christ, "Bowling for Columbine" ended with an interview of Charlton Heston who, last I checked, voted for Bush! It's not like Moore only has interviews with people who share his point of view!

God fucking damnit. And these people claim to be media watchdogs.

Sunday is still Cartoon Day!

As always, a couple by Ted Rall.


Sunday isn't Sex Day

I think this weekly open thread has just about run its course. Maybe I'll come up with a weekly open thread about some random topic. Or maybe I'll hide under a rock somewhere. I dunno, I haven't decided yet. I'm not good at this whole decision making thing...