The final installment of... Unconvention Blogging!
I ended off my night at The Tank, a space that was being used by bloggers and progressive organizations during the RNC. I was told that at 10, they'd break out the beer and flip on the TV to Bush's speech so everyone could watch.
Let me tell ya, if you're not watching these speeches with a hundred people around you screaming obscenities at the TV, you're just not watching these speeches. It was fucking great. If I tried listening to Bush's crap on my ride home, I would have turned it off out of frustration within 30 seconds; but watching it at the Tank was like having a support group around you. "SHAME!" "BULLSHIT! "FOUR MORE MONTHS!" "FUCK YOU!" "BOOOOOO!" I didn't mind standing there for his speech, despite walking around all day and not having slept for 24 hours.
I spent the rest of my day in Times Square, Union Square, and the streets around Madison Square Garden. The only organized and "permitted" protest I went to was the Union Square one, and there were a few thousand people gathered in the park basically just standing there, so I wasn't there for long.
Protesters were mixed in with the delegates, cops, and general population in Times Square, but there were a lot more protesters around Madison Square Garden. Naturally, because that's where the asshole was tonight.

This billboard looms large over Times Square, but since it doesn't have flashy lights and all the other billboards there are the same size, you almost don't notice it. Which is rather unfortuate, because...

...this man in Union Square lists the results of Bush teaching the rest of the world how to be democratic. And they're still climbing.

For those that don't know, my favorite band is the Queers, and this guy just reminded me so much of the Queers EP "My Old Man's a Fatso." Can you spot the difference?

Now can you believe that these girls got a lot of attention? ;> They're just a couple of the Missile Dick Chicks. They harass delegates by telling them they're husbands are trillionaires from Crawford, TX, an profiting off war just makes them giddy.

This guy likes to profit off war, too.

Just like in Boston, RNC prrotesters had pretty good access to delegates. This usually turned into annoying debates where each side thought they were better than the other, called each other stupid, etc. I got into an hour long conversation with a non-delegate Republican New Yorker. It started when I made fun of him for telling a couple of protesters to go fuck themselves, but our discussion was pretty civilized. None of our opinions had changed, but I don't think we expected to change each other's opinions anyway. Believe it or not (which I know it's tough sometimes), but it is possible to have rational discussions with (some) Republicans, but it always helps to approach them in a non-insulting manner. Unfortunately, while some of the signs and street theater I've displayed today draws attention, they find the actions insulting. Which makes me wonder if being a Missile Dick Chick or a Billionaire for Bush converts anybody or just preaches to the choir.
When I arrived at Madison Square Garden, it was dark out, so I don't have too many photos from there. But here's a couple examples of the many protesters mixed in with the many delegates.

And here's an example of idiots for Bush, also in the area.

For some reason, Bush has a monopoly on ugly jackasses who will run around shouting, "BUSH BUSH BUSH!," like they're part of some fucking cult. Does this worry anybody else besides me?

I could never understand how a democrat could be for Bush, unless they just aren't a democrat at all. (Zell Miller.) I listened to this guy get interviewed, and he had no democratic values whatsoever. For example, he said that if gay marriage is legalized, then New York will burn to the ground. It's in the Bible! And any other question that was pitched to him, he just quoted the Bush stance.
This guy wasn't a fucking democrat. I asked the interviewer what he thought of him, "He's a total douchebag." I should have gone back and suggested he change the banner to something more accurate: "JEWISH DOUCHEBAGS FOR BUSH."

In another instance where it pays not to look like a protester, I scored this picture of a 16 year old delegate; quite possibly the youngest one at the convention. You could pick out all Republicans in the crowd from their monkeysuits, but this one also had a Nixon button. After I took the photo, he asked me if I got ole Tricky Dick in the shot. A minute later, another delegate commented on how great the Nixon button was.
It's good to know that Republicans still worship their crooks.
And lastly, I hope you like water sports.

Now I'm ready to drop from exhaustion.